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ate too many beans perhaps? [Aug. 27th, 2007|12:04 am]
why does she look like she's holding in her fart?

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sayin' something [Aug. 3rd, 2007|12:14 am]
"I'm sorry if Glitter only sold 3 million albums - some people never do that in their entire career. "

you tell them, girl.
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singaporean psycho [Jul. 13th, 2007|06:22 pm]
Psychopath test

Read this question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to the bottom for the result. This is not a trick question. It is as it reads.

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A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a guy whom she did not know.

She thought this guy was amazing.

She believed him to be her dream guy so much, that she fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him.

A few days later she killed her sister.




Question: What is her motive for killing her sister?
[Give this some thought before you click for the answer]

click here for answer )
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download away people [May. 17th, 2007|04:20 pm]
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peekaboo.. wtf. [May. 10th, 2007|03:25 pm]
i love scarlett johansson but i love such pictures more. :)

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green with venus envy [May. 6th, 2007|12:41 pm]
i wonder if anyone remembers that there was actually a fifth teenage mutant ninja turtle. and a female one some more.

everyone meet venus de milo

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a tad gross isn't she? kinda like jojo sinclair covered in scum or a bald she-hulk.
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say BYE BYE BYE lance bass [Apr. 20th, 2007|01:59 pm]
[mood |happy]

Isn't it great that Reichen Lehmkhul (of Amazing Race fame) has dumped that sea bass-looking Lance Bass for this way hotter guy? His name is Ryan Barry - a personal trainer slash fitness model. (aren't they all?)

The world is pretty again.

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more pictures )
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孫燕姿 我懷念的 [Mar. 26th, 2007|11:44 am]
[mood |awake]

我問為什麼 那女孩傳簡訊給我
而你為什麼 不解釋 低著頭沉默
不該相信你很愛我 不願意敷衍我
還是明白你已不想挽回什麼

自尊常常將人拖著 把愛都走曲折

我懷念的是無話不說 我懷念的是一起做夢
我懷念的是爭吵以後 還是想要愛你的衝動
我記得那年生日 也記得那一首歌
記得那片星空 最緊的右手 最暖的胸口
(誰記得) 誰忘了

我放手 我讓座 假灑脫 誰懂我多麼不捨得
太愛了 所以我 沒有哭 沒有說
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teeee taoooooooo dooooouu [Mar. 6th, 2007|11:24 pm]
[mood |creative]

watched titoudao on sunday.

- no red carpet. bleah.
- teo ser luck is our future president.
- saw my ex-lecturer dr. kk seet, who is a minor celebrity now thanks to the arena. he's still wearing his balinese shirts.
- didn't drink a sip of wine. not feeling well la.
- my boss was actually funkier than all of us.
- PAM OEI IS GOD.
- beatrice chia can cuss really well in hokkien.
- kumar pulled out. no big loss.
- gordon choy is a fox. (yes, phin i know)
- goh boon teck's mom is even shorter than pam oei.
- i'm not a big fan of theatre but it was the best 2 hrs i've ever spent sitting down.
- THERE WAS NO STANDING OVATION. BLEAH.
- i'm bringing my mom to watch it again.

i am inspired to write a play about her life now. haha.
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letting the sun go down on me [Feb. 22nd, 2007|01:14 pm]
[mood |pissed off]

everyone knows i'm a big fan of this local singer and she was in the office yesterday for a photo shoot. i decided, rather unprofessionally but secretly, to ask her for a picture together.

she: "SURE!"

*looks over to manager*

manager: "对不起, 不方便."

me: "你去吃大便!"

which was really what i should have said, instead i mouthed a pathetic, "no problem."
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